The Real L Word Dictionary, Part 1
Penultimate “The Dinah” Post: Grace The Spot on the Red Carpet at the Hollywood Party
The Dinah 2010 extra: the earthquake edition
More “The Dinah” 2010 Coverage. Yes, more!
Daytime festivities Day 3 at The Dinah, including the wet t-shirt contest
We all know Elisabeth Hasselbeck is just one echelon above Jersey Shore’s Snooki in the “playing with a full deck” department, so we’re not going to talk about her. Instead, we’re going to give Joy Behar a round of applause for saying something intelligent about women coming out later in life.
The weekend before last I ventured out of my cocoon to attend the 18th annual Vermont Brewers Festival. I had committed to going at the end of last week and spent the week resting up for the adventure. The heat and the lines threatened to do me in, but I slathered on 50 SPF sunscreen to samples a vast assortment of microbrews.
Inspired by Ilene Chaiken’s The L Word and The “Real” L Word.
You may have noticed that the post started off with a complex dilemma, and quickly moved on to partying, cheating and schlongs. I’m just following Ilene.
You’ve read about the Westboro Church protests outside of the Lady Gaga concert this weekend. Did you know that earlier this year, Fred Phelps’s granddaughter Megan Phelps made some videos in which she sings twisted and truly fucked up covers of Lady Gaga songs? I think she’s secretly a fan. This is not to say that these video aren’t abhorrent – they are. They will most certainly melt your brain. In fact, there is a decent chance you might end up a vegetable after watching these.
Hey, before you bust up you computer in anger at such an un-lesbian statement, I’m not saying that all lesbians secretly crave penis, cos I sure as hell know that I don’t! No, I’m talking about platonic relations with men, see? I mean that the whole stereotype of us hating men really is a load of crap.
“What the hell?” you ask. Lesbian LOLmice have invaded AfterEllen’s Best Lesbian Week Ever after escaping a lab in South Korea. You’re welcome.
As I was returning home from dinner I received a text message informing me that lesbian Turkish oil wrestling would be taking place six blocks from my house in half an hour, so of course I had to show up.
Another portrayal of lesbians living in L.A., you say? Here’s the deal: The L Word and The Real L Word are played out in the alternate universe of Los Angeles where Asian Americans don’t exist. (And where lesbians in general are dysfunctional and tiresome.) Here’s a lesbian web series based in L.A. with an all Asian-American cast. You’re welcome.
We liveblogged the epic Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. The ground literally shook. It was unbelievable. Gaga shouted out the gays, repeatedly. Ellie Conant kept screaming like a little girl. Nell Stark and Trinity Tam looked like they had inhaled an ungodly amount of crack, and post gaming continued the Gaga onslaught! EXTREME!!!
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