The Real L Word Dictionary, Part 1
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The Dinah 2010 extra: the earthquake edition
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We all know Elisabeth Hasselbeck is just one echelon above Jersey Shore’s Snooki in the “playing with a full deck” department, so we’re not going to talk about her. Instead, we’re going to give Joy Behar a round of applause for saying something intelligent about women coming out later in life.
You’ve read about the Westboro Church protests outside of the Lady Gaga concert this weekend. Did you know that earlier this year, Fred Phelps’s granddaughter Megan Phelps made some videos in which she sings twisted and truly fucked up covers of Lady Gaga songs? I think she’s secretly a fan. This is not to say that these video aren’t abhorrent – they are. They will most certainly melt your brain. In fact, there is a decent chance you might end up a vegetable after watching these.
“What the hell?” you ask. Lesbian LOLmice have invaded AfterEllen’s Best Lesbian Week Ever after escaping a lab in South Korea. You’re welcome.
As I was returning home from dinner I received a text message informing me that lesbian Turkish oil wrestling would be taking place six blocks from my house in half an hour, so of course I had to show up.
Another portrayal of lesbians living in L.A., you say? Here’s the deal: The L Word and The Real L Word are played out in the alternate universe of Los Angeles where Asian Americans don’t exist. (And where lesbians in general are dysfunctional and tiresome.) Here’s a lesbian web series based in L.A. with an all Asian-American cast. You’re welcome.
We liveblogged the epic Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. The ground literally shook. It was unbelievable. Gaga shouted out the gays, repeatedly. Ellie Conant kept screaming like a little girl. Nell Stark and Trinity Tam looked like they had inhaled an ungodly amount of crack, and post gaming continued the Gaga onslaught! EXTREME!!!
I tried sitting through episode two. I couldn’t do it. And this is coming from someone who slogged through and recapped the entire 23rd season of The Real World and recapped this episode of The Bad Girls Club. I thought there was no television program out there that was too mindnumbingly stupid for me. I was wrong.
Grace the Spot has been included on a new iPhone application that aggregates content from your favorite lesbian sites. Here are the other sites on the app: Autostraddle, Dorothy Surrenders, Girlfriendisahomo and F-Yeah Dykes. Get thee to iTunes!
Whereas The Real L Word seems intent in sparking some sort of lame East Coast / West Coast rivalry, real real lesbians would rather not re-enact a lesbian version of the Death Row / Bad Boy beef of the late 1990s. Real lesbians are all about bi-coastal love, as you will see from this years NYC Pride events for women. Are we sick of the word “real” yet? For real!
We learned so many things about real lesbians last night on The Real L Word. We learned that in order to love women in a non-douchebaggy way, you have to be a douchebag. Also, New York City lesbians have “working hands” and are not polished. And what is “The Power of the Clam” and “pants and pumps”? So complicated! So much to learn! We try to simplify things for you.
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