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If You Give A Dyke A Destination

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In honor of my past group vacations over the last year, I thought I would whip together a quick parody of one of my favorite children’s books. And if you can’t figure it out, ask a 4 year old about the potential risks that comes with giving a mouse a cookie ;)

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Beaver Island Is Taken

By in Travel

What to call our Lesbian Fantasy Island? I’m stuck on the heron rookery. We could go all feminist and call it Her-on Island. Believe it or not, Beaver Island is already taken. As a matter of fact, our new lesbian island is 6 miles north of Beaver Island. Maybe it should be called Upper Beaver Island or Happy Trail Island.

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Portugal and dividing labor. (Non sequitur but it works.)

By in Dating, Politics / Current Events, Travel

Portugal allows same sex marriage (without gaybies) but it’s still better than the U.S. And who does the dishes in your relationship?

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Hawaii: Rainbow Misdirection

By in Culture, Travel

Displaying rainbow leis pretty much outs you as a flaming lesbo is pretty much all of the United States, except Hawaii, where it just outs you as a Hawaiian. So how do lesbians find each other in Hawaii?

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Lesbians and the State Fair

By in Events, Food and drink, Travel

I have only been to a few state fairs in my time on earth. I went to the New York State Fair, while in graduate school, with some enlightened lesbians who swear by their fried oreos. Growing up, I was able to go to the Orange County Fair and Los Angeles County Fair, where I bought some fetching hammer pants and surf t-shirts and sat on rides that made me toss up the funnel cakes and giant turkey legs…

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Why do boys have all the fun? Even in Berlin.

By in Culture, Travel

The rumor that Berlin is the gay capital of Europe is true… that is, if you are male. Much like San Francisco, which is the de facto capital of gay culture in North America and which has one measly lesbian bar – The Lexington, Berlin’s lesbian scene leaves much to be desired.

Here is a little story of my trip to Berghain, which has been called The Best New Nightclub in the World. It i…

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Stuff Lesbians Like Part 100: Expensive booty calls

By in Stuff Lesbians Like, Travel, Twitter Polls

New York City is a strange place. The thought of traveling to another borough or crossing a river – even for sex – is a frightening concept.

“What? You want me to go to Brooklyn for nookie? I live in Queens, and the G train is a figment of NYC’s collective imagination, so I guess I’ll just stay in.”
“You live in New Jersey? Um… I think I̵…

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Provincetown – a wrap-up

By in Reviews, Travel

PROS

Shows

Kate Clinton – I love going to her shows, partly because I always feel so young compared to the rest of her audience. She spent much of the show bashing Bush and the rest of the Republican Party, which never flops in P-Town. Assuming (correctly) that many in the audience still cared about Hillary’s loss, she bemoaned the defeat of the other Ms. Clinton, and we couldn’t help but noti…

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The Graces are going to the land of the gays and awesome burgers.

By in Food and drink, Travel

In 2004, a couple of dudes drove all around New Jersey for a hamburger. Grace Rosen and I are even more dedicated to the cause of burger hunting. In fact, we are going all the way to the west coast to sink our teeth into the best burgers in America.

This is an open call to west coast readers to disclose the rumored In N Out Burger secret menu. We will be in San Francisco starting this afternoon, and w…

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A very important announcement for international travelers

By in Travel

In response to the “Stuff Lesbians Like: Nicknames” post, lulazoid writes:

The only person who has a nickname in our pays de lesbo is known as Barbiepot, pot being the Dutch word for dyke. Because she was the only femme for the longest time in the lesbian bars of the city where I live. Things have since changed, of course, but she still goes by her moniker.

While “pot̶…

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