• Dinah Shore Weekend is a comin’! Interview with Mariah Hanson, founder of Club Skirts The Dinah
  • Ten lesbians run into a restroom. Did hilarity ensue? Sadly, it did not.
  • My Love is louder than “Yours”
  • Pretend to be nice for dates 1 through 15. Reveal true self after.
  • How to be The World’s Worst Girlfriend

With Autotune, Anyone Can Be A Star, Even A Real Housewife – Or Three!

By in Awkward, Music, Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

One reason why The Real L Word floundered and The Real Housewives franchise caught on like swine flu is because the cast members of the The Real Housewives are so absurd and larger than life that they have become mythological creatures. They have transcended the boundary between “human being” and “vessel through which WTF flows.”

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Joy Behar pwns Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View

By in Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

We all know Elisabeth Hasselbeck is just one echelon above Jersey Shore’s Snooki in the “playing with a full deck” department, so we’re not going to talk about her. Instead, we’re going to give Joy Behar a round of applause for saying something intelligent about women coming out later in life.

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Our brains have been eaten, so this is all we got: a whole lotta nothing by Grace Chu & Grace Yip

By in Vacuous bitches, Weird / WTF

Grace Chu is still recovering from watching the “Alejandro” video on repeat last Tuesday and trying to make sense out of it for a million lesbians. Grace Yip has fallen down the World Cup black hole and is probably in a taco-induced coma. O’Neill is playing dodgeball or something, and Fox is shaking in a corner after dealing with too many hoarders and psychopaths in her day job. We are not making any of this up.

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TV Alert: The Cast of Jersey Shore Answers Several Questions Posed by Ellen DeGeneres and Fails

By in Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

Our bronzed and impossibly coiffed friends from Jersey Shore will make an appearance on Monday’s Ellen show to answer questions in a trivia game called “Know or Go!” Hilarity ensues.

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Jersey Shore: MTV introduces us to a highly advanced tribe whose only weakness is lack of immunity to barsexual lip locks

By in Featured, First World Problems, Mindless chatter, Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches, Weird / WTF

After a shaky start, because the public generally shies away from watching educational programming, the show is finally getting a fist pump in the ratings due to its groundbreaking content. Here is what we have learned so far about these intriguing hominids: they are highly evolved and can withstand inhospitable conditions… except when it comes to watching women make out in hot tubs.

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Yes, Grace, There Is A Santa Claus

By in Featured, Mindless chatter, Vacuous bitches

Fuck 2009.  I mean seriously. It has to go.  I can’t begin to tell you how much trouble it has brought to bear on myself and my group of dearly disgruntled this year.  Be they health, legal, financial or relationship problems, we have been INUNDATED with bad luck; quite literally shat upon by 2009. There is a lot I’m asking Santa to bring me for Christmas, mostly in the way of reparations. (…

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Too good not to post: Barney Frank pwns a woman who compares Obama to Hitler

By in Golden Short Bus Hall of Shame, Politics / Current Events, Vacuous bitches

The announcement of Obama’s proposed health care plan has caused an extraordinary number of citizens to come forward and put their untreated mental illness on display for all to see. The latest desperate measure by lunatic fringe of the right is comparing Obama’s administration to the Third Reich. Barney Frank tells it like it is to one of these loons.

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I apologize ahead of time

By in First World Problems, Golden Short Bus Hall of Shame, Vacuous bitches, Weird / WTF

I am going to disrupt the flow of this blog to bring you a couple of songs that managed to hit #1 in Germany simply because I feel like torturing you. Suddenly Meatloaf isn’t so embarrassing.*

(1) “You Drive Me Crazy” by Daniel Küblböck, a contestant who did quite well in Germany’s version of American Idol:

(2) And this, the “Kuschel Song” by an anima…

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Secret Lesbians in L.A.?

By in Blogs, Culture, Vacuous bitches, Weird / WTF

One of Gawker’s blind items from yesterday poses the following question:

“Which A-list actor’s wife belongs to a secret lesbians-only club in L.A.? To keep things discreet, the club staggers arrivals so its members aren’t photographed together.”

I cannot think of anything more horrid than a secret lesbian club, unless one of the rules of membership…

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