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The Real World

By in Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

My wife recorded the first episode of the Real World: Brooklyn and let me start this blog by first explaining the new cast. It contains three castmates who want to be actors/models/asshats (all straight). This is not a shock to me as MTV has been the longstanding entrance to D-list celebrity status for 20-somethings looking for fame and a platform for lengthy monologue confessionals pro…

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Holiday Parties

By in Culture, Vacuous bitches

I have a love-hate relationship with the holidays based solely on… holiday parties. Whether it is thrown by your place of work, friends or your drunk Uncle Dan, socializing at these annual events is a perfect way to catch up on the dirt that you’ve somehow missed, mingle if you’re single, or have an eggnog. Or three.

Holiday parties allow me to prance around in my wickedly awes…

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I stole this idea from Margaret Cho – it’s time to activate Al-Gayda!

By in Golden Short Bus Hall of Shame, LGBT Rights, Vacuous bitches

“Al Gayda was accidentally activated by Margaret Cho, the best comic of all time, in the last quarter of 2004. After participating in a fundraiser for Presidential candidate John Kerry, Margaret Cho receive thousands of hateful, racist emails from the Republican Reich and the Christian Reich, which may be the same thing. In response to these emails and to show how racist and hate…

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Tyra Banks confirms our suspicions: lesbians do not own the Angelina Jolie crush

By in Mindless chatter, Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

On Monday, Paris Hilton appeared on Tyra to discuss her new reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, in which 18 vacuous bitches vie for the prestigious honor of being number two to the most famous vacuous bitch in the world. It’s like being the Ryan Lochte to the Michael Phelps of vacuous bitches!In the interview, Tyra asked Paris what celebrity she would like to be friends wi…

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