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  • Ten lesbians run into a restroom. Did hilarity ensue? Sadly, it did not.
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Ten lesbians run into a restroom. Did hilarity ensue? Sadly, it did not.

By in Awkward, Featured, Mindless chatter, Weird / WTF

Two Saturdays ago while at a birthday party at a club in Soho, a friend grabbed my arm and asked me to follow her. She was excited. The air was charged with energy. I saw that other guests were also headed in the same direction. Something big was about to happen.

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With Autotune, Anyone Can Be A Star, Even A Real Housewife – Or Three!

By in Awkward, Music, Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

One reason why The Real L Word floundered and The Real Housewives franchise caught on like swine flu is because the cast members of the The Real Housewives are so absurd and larger than life that they have become mythological creatures. They have transcended the boundary between “human being” and “vessel through which WTF flows.”

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Yes, there’s a Droid App for THAT

By in Awkward, Mindless chatter

While I am not an app idea developer like Grace Fox, I am an app market researcher and I have listed some of the best/weirdest/#whydotheyhaveanAppforthat apps I have found while looking for Android apps.

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An open letter to my stalker

By in Awkward, Serious Post, Weird / WTF

Jack McFarlane stalking Kevin Bacon on “Will & Grace” is funny. In real life? It’s fucked up. Cyberstalking? It’s a crime. You might not consider your behavior as “stalking”, but I do. You make me uncomfortable to the nth degree. For your sake, I hope you get some professional help. For my sake, I hope you finally get it: STOP STALKING ME.

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Choose to Refuse

By in Awkward, Dating

I have been battling a major case of insomnia and that fueled some nostalgia and thinking about my past with my ex. The thinking led to Googling, and the Googling led to the temptation to engage in one of our collective favorite pastimes: LESBIAN DRAMA!!

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LesbianOnlineDatingScreennameFAIL!

By in Awkward, Dating

Some online dating profile screen names probably won’t win many a date. I think the following women may do better at ChatRoulette.com. Dating is hard, being single isn’t always fun but I would bet my bottom that, I mean my bottom dollar that being single is better than dating someone with a profile name that just screams “beware.”

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Taking Carrie to the Prom

By in Awkward, Weird / WTF

Grace Rooney tells us about the cultural history of menstruation as filtered by the ladies on The View. Also, did you know that Lysol was once advertised as a douche?

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Gadgets and tech accessories that make you go LOL or possibly @#$@?! (Maybe NSFW.)

By in Awkward, Weird / WTF

You’ve heard the jokes about Apple’s iPad. “iPad” was, at first blush, an unfortunate name for a product, because it reminded women of that time of month. Now, you can own your own protective iPad carrying case – complete with wings. Also, a mouse with a special button.

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Spa Days – or “Aren’t cucumber slices meant to be thrown in salads?”

By in Awkward, Culture

Grace Fox is not a girly girl. Watch what happens when she gets thrown into a tribe of them. Hilarity ensues. Or maybe it doesn’t. You decide.

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Don’t get drunk and do these things at work

By in Awkward, Mindless chatter

After the eggnog at the party, or the extra shots you have been sneaking out of your bottom desk drawer, you might want to consider NOT doing these things at work. I repeat, do NOT do these things at work. Although, if you do, please consider posting your reactions from doing these things at work, even though I have warned you NOT to do these things at work. I repeat, post if done, but don’t do them, but post if you do them.

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