• Dinah Shore Weekend is a comin’! Interview with Mariah Hanson, founder of Club Skirts The Dinah
  • Ten lesbians run into a restroom. Did hilarity ensue? Sadly, it did not.
  • My Love is louder than “Yours”
  • Pretend to be nice for dates 1 through 15. Reveal true self after.
  • How to be The World’s Worst Girlfriend

With Autotune, Anyone Can Be A Star, Even A Real Housewife – Or Three!

By in Awkward, Music, Non L Word TV, Vacuous bitches

One reason why The Real L Word floundered and The Real Housewives franchise caught on like swine flu is because the cast members of the The Real Housewives are so absurd and larger than life that they have become mythological creatures. They have transcended the boundary between “human being” and “vessel through which WTF flows.”

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The Phelps clan is completely, totally batshit crazy – and obsessed with Lady Gaga

By in Music, Weird / WTF

You’ve read about the Westboro Church protests outside of the Lady Gaga concert this weekend. Did you know that earlier this year, Fred Phelps’s granddaughter Megan Phelps made some videos in which she sings twisted and truly fucked up covers of Lady Gaga songs? I think she’s secretly a fan. This is not to say that these video aren’t abhorrent – they are. They will most certainly melt your brain. In fact, there is a decent chance you might end up a vegetable after watching these.

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The Grace the Spot Lady Gaga @ Madison Square Garden Live Blog

By in Events, Featured, Music

We liveblogged the epic Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. The ground literally shook. It was unbelievable. Gaga shouted out the gays, repeatedly. Ellie Conant kept screaming like a little girl. Nell Stark and Trinity Tam looked like they had inhaled an ungodly amount of crack, and post gaming continued the Gaga onslaught! EXTREME!!!

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The Staff of Grace the Spot interprets Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video – via Haikus

By in Music, Weird / WTF

Lady Gaga’s new video for “Alejandro” has the distinction of being visually stunning but making absolutely no sense whatsoever. The staff of Grace the Spot tells it like it is, haiku style.

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Sometimes Mondays don’t suck – Jersey Shore preview, Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video, New iPhone and Autostraddle’s Pride Party!

By in Events, Music, Non L Word TV

Jersey Shore Season 2 preview, new Lady Gaga video (at some point today), (possibly) the new iPhone and Autostraddle’s 2nd annual pride blowout.

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On the first day of Pride month, the Lady speaketh

By in Music, Politics / Current Events

Lady Gaga continues to defend gay rights, so watch this clip of her upcoming interview on Larry King Live tonight.

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Hunter Valentine’s EXTREME Tour

By in Music

I followed Toronto transplants Hunter Valentine, voted Go Mag‘s best band in NYC and winner of MTV’s The Freshmen, in their quest to break the world record for most gigs in a day in a city. This snippet features Hunter Valentine being ejected from Washington Square Park for breaking the noise ordinance. Hilarity ensues.

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Grace Chu leaves the house. Hilarity ensues. Also, a call for interns.

By in Events, Music

As some of you may know, AfterEllen tapped me to become their resident New York City scenester. This is because I am the only writer on the staff based in New York City, not because I am qualified to do things like hold my liquor or be social. Those who met me in real life after I turned 25 or so think that the concept of me running around covering nightlife events in NYC and speaking to strangers on a regular basis is comical.

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Welcome, Jennifer Knapp!

By in Culture, Music

There are quite a few of use who have endured the struggle of growing up in a religious dogma that is politically and socially judgmental. You are definitely not alone. Oh Jennifer, we couldn’t be happier to have you on our lovely card-carrying-lesbian side.

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Music Video Spoof: Jewish girl from Long Island moves to SF and comes out of the closet. It’s Jew Lo from the block! (Seriously!)

By in Music

What happens when a Jewish girl from Great Neck, NY moves to San Francisco and comes out as a big homo? Jew Lo from the block representin’ Long Island (pronounced Lawn Gailand). East Coast, baby.

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