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Ten lesbians run into a restroom. Did hilarity ensue? Sadly, it did not.

By in Awkward, Featured, Mindless chatter, Weird / WTF

Two Saturdays ago while at a birthday party at a club in Soho, a friend grabbed my arm and asked me to follow her. She was excited. The air was charged with energy. I saw that other guests were also headed in the same direction. Something big was about to happen.

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Protected: Emails from Grace Chu’s Mom (too hot for mymomisafob.com) and the Suck My C*ck Dude

By in Momma Grace, Weird / WTF

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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An open letter to my stalker

By in Awkward, Serious Post, Weird / WTF

Jack McFarlane stalking Kevin Bacon on “Will & Grace” is funny. In real life? It’s fucked up. Cyberstalking? It’s a crime. You might not consider your behavior as “stalking”, but I do. You make me uncomfortable to the nth degree. For your sake, I hope you get some professional help. For my sake, I hope you finally get it: STOP STALKING ME.

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The Phelps clan is completely, totally batshit crazy – and obsessed with Lady Gaga

By in Music, Weird / WTF

You’ve read about the Westboro Church protests outside of the Lady Gaga concert this weekend. Did you know that earlier this year, Fred Phelps’s granddaughter Megan Phelps made some videos in which she sings twisted and truly fucked up covers of Lady Gaga songs? I think she’s secretly a fan. This is not to say that these video aren’t abhorrent – they are. They will most certainly melt your brain. In fact, there is a decent chance you might end up a vegetable after watching these.

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Lesbian LOLmice – Friday fun

By in Mindless chatter, Weird / WTF

“What the hell?” you ask. Lesbian LOLmice have invaded AfterEllen’s Best Lesbian Week Ever after escaping a lab in South Korea. You’re welcome.

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The real Lesbian Turkish oil wrestling

By in Events, Sports, Weird / WTF

As I was returning home from dinner I received a text message informing me that lesbian Turkish oil wrestling would be taking place six blocks from my house in half an hour, so of course I had to show up.

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Our brains have been eaten, so this is all we got: a whole lotta nothing by Grace Chu & Grace Yip

By in Vacuous bitches, Weird / WTF

Grace Chu is still recovering from watching the “Alejandro” video on repeat last Tuesday and trying to make sense out of it for a million lesbians. Grace Yip has fallen down the World Cup black hole and is probably in a taco-induced coma. O’Neill is playing dodgeball or something, and Fox is shaking in a corner after dealing with too many hoarders and psychopaths in her day job. We are not making any of this up.

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The Staff of Grace the Spot interprets Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video – via Haikus

By in Music, Weird / WTF

Lady Gaga’s new video for “Alejandro” has the distinction of being visually stunning but making absolutely no sense whatsoever. The staff of Grace the Spot tells it like it is, haiku style.

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So, which surprise lesbian is coming out on May 5th?

By in Culture, Mindless chatter, Weird / WTF

Heartthrob Ricky Martin and Christian singer Jennifer Knapp came out without the backing of a posse of media folks, so what the hell, mystery person coming out on the 5th? Nevertheless, Grace The Spot and friends speculate on who will be the surprise lesbian.

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Drunken Grace party! This is how we do it!

By in Food and drink, Mindless chatter, Weird / WTF

The following post is proof that an iPhone/Droid breathalyzer app is needed. If you blow more than 0.08, your phone will simply cease to function. But since no such app is in the market… enjoy!

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