Dinah Shore Weekend is a comin’! Interview with Mariah Hanson, founder of Club Skirts The Dinah
Ten lesbians run into a restroom. Did hilarity ensue? Sadly, it did not.
My Love is louder than “Yours”
Pretend to be nice for dates 1 through 15. Reveal true self after.
How to be The World’s Worst Girlfriend
Two Saturdays ago while at a birthday party at a club in Soho, a friend grabbed my arm and asked me to follow her. She was excited. The air was charged with energy. I saw that other guests were also headed in the same direction. Something big was about to happen.
Jack McFarlane stalking Kevin Bacon on “Will & Grace” is funny. In real life? It’s fucked up. Cyberstalking? It’s a crime. You might not consider your behavior as “stalking”, but I do. You make me uncomfortable to the nth degree. For your sake, I hope you get some professional help. For my sake, I hope you finally get it: STOP STALKING ME.
You’ve read about the Westboro Church protests outside of the Lady Gaga concert this weekend. Did you know that earlier this year, Fred Phelps’s granddaughter Megan Phelps made some videos in which she sings twisted and truly fucked up covers of Lady Gaga songs? I think she’s secretly a fan. This is not to say that these video aren’t abhorrent – they are. They will most certainly melt your brain. In fact, there is a decent chance you might end up a vegetable after watching these.
“What the hell?” you ask. Lesbian LOLmice have invaded AfterEllen’s Best Lesbian Week Ever after escaping a lab in South Korea. You’re welcome.
As I was returning home from dinner I received a text message informing me that lesbian Turkish oil wrestling would be taking place six blocks from my house in half an hour, so of course I had to show up.
Grace Chu is still recovering from watching the “Alejandro” video on repeat last Tuesday and trying to make sense out of it for a million lesbians. Grace Yip has fallen down the World Cup black hole and is probably in a taco-induced coma. O’Neill is playing dodgeball or something, and Fox is shaking in a corner after dealing with too many hoarders and psychopaths in her day job. We are not making any of this up.
Lady Gaga’s new video for “Alejandro” has the distinction of being visually stunning but making absolutely no sense whatsoever. The staff of Grace the Spot tells it like it is, haiku style.
Heartthrob Ricky Martin and Christian singer Jennifer Knapp came out without the backing of a posse of media folks, so what the hell, mystery person coming out on the 5th? Nevertheless, Grace The Spot and friends speculate on who will be the surprise lesbian.
The following post is proof that an iPhone/Droid breathalyzer app is needed. If you blow more than 0.08, your phone will simply cease to function. But since no such app is in the market… enjoy!
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