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Being a lesbian isn't about mullets, wearing flannel, clunky shoes, going to the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival (people still do that?!), or quoting Ani DiFranco (barf). Those stereotypes are passe. It's 2009. Time for a current list of Stuff Lesbians Like.

Hint: Lesbians like commenting in the comments section. So be a good lesbian and participate!


Stuff Lesbians Like Part 124: Reply-All-colism

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What really makes a lesbian more excited than a paparazzo in room full of Kardashians is when she receives a mass email announcing a night on the town or a house party. This is not because she will get to drink cocktails with her friends and thirty other people she barely knows but pretends to be best friends with. It means that she will be able to solidify her position in the entourage by announcing her presence and expressing her thoughts to a built-in audience by pressing “reply all.”

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Stuff Lesbians Like Part 123: Identifying other lesbians by who they are dating or sleeping with within 30 seconds of introducing or meeting them

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The most important element of a lesbian’s identity is the last known person she was sleeping with or dating. The sooner everyone knows the last person you’ve played tonsil hockey with, the more you are truly understood. The world is a cold and unforgiving place, and everyone wants to be understood. Help your new friend understand you. You will be better off in the long run.

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Stuff Lesbians Like #122: Dancing Ironically

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Simply roll your eyes, declare you loath pretty much any chart song that plays, and dance like you’ve never danced before. The enlightened lesbians and music snobs will congratulate you on your ironic enthusiasm and your powerful moves might even get you laid.

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The Best of Stuff Lesbians Like – Part 2

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Hey it’s Part 2 of the Best of Stuff Lesbians Like. “Best” is of course subjective, so remember to check out the whole damn list.

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The Best of Stuff Lesbians Like, Part 1

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Hi all. Remember the series that brought you here in the first place (unless you were one of the ones I forced to come here via Facebook or tricked into clicking on a link from AfterEllen)? Yes, Stuff Lesbians Like. Here’s a best of list.

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Stuff Lesbians Like 121: IKEA a/k/a Dykea

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There are two great things that Scandinavia has introduced to the world: frothy beers with cool names and IKEA. Taking a girl to IKEA is a sure fire way to get into her heart and parts beyond, for there is nothing more seductive to a lesbian than rows upon rows of furniture bearing names like SNEN, BJURSTA, SMIDD and FRAMTID.

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Stuff Lesbians Like Part 120: Men

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Hey, before you bust up you computer in anger at such an un-lesbian statement, I’m not saying that all lesbians secretly crave penis, cos I sure as hell know that I don’t! No, I’m talking about platonic relations with men, see? I mean that the whole stereotype of us hating men really is a load of crap.

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Stuff Lesbians Like Part 119: Policing others in matters that have no political ramifications whatsoever

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As you can see, lesbians like debating anything and everything, no matter how trivial the subject matter. Not only do lesbians like competitive sports, lesbians like to spar verbally. Lesbians will split hairs, distinguish the indistinguishable, and fabricate conflicting viewpoints that don’t exist for the sake of debating. When there are no hot button issues to argue about, we will create our own. See, aren’t lesbians entrepreneurial?

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Stuff Lesbians Like 118: Patios

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This is scientific fact, and one day I will earn the Nobel Prize for Badassery for this discovery. Once the weather goes above O C or 32F (depending on where you live—though why y’all start counting at 32 is a little baffling), you can be sure that the best place to catch lesbians is on the patio.

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Stuff Lesbians Like Part 117: Representin’

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You know the feeling, you’re out with a group of all straight friends and something gay comes up. Immediately the conversation stops and all eyes go to you; not because your friends feel awkward, nor are they afraid they’ve offended you. They want answers. Let Grace Gatsby walk you through it.

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