Earlier today I asked the following question via Twitter:
Unfortunately, there was a dearth of responses. I know that Grace The Spot readers are a bunch of nymphomaniacs who are getting plenty of horizontal (and vertical and all the angles in between) play – right, ladies? So I chalk up the drought of responses to our readers being a little too shy to flood the blogosphere with sex stories that ended up being more ridiculous than steamy.
That’s okay. Some tweetsbians braved public embarrassment and dished anyway. And cheers to you!
The first response was a bit cryptic:
A babydoll? Do you mean a plastic toy or 90s style indie rock dresses? Did she ask you to put a babydoll dress on for roleplay action? Did she ask you to place a doll on your head while in the throes of passion? Did your aunt wear a Kewpie doll around her neck like Flava Flav’s oversized clock? I don’t understand.
Another response involved a near-death experience, which I am sure wasn’t funny at the time:
But since you survived, we can point and laugh.
Another quoted Arlo Guthrie (WTF?):
I think the following lines from that same song would have been a bit more apropos: “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant /
Walk right in it’s around the back.” I’m just sayin’.
Finally, we have the classic elevator sex mishap:
Uh oh, I’m feeling a Tibette moment:
So there we have it. Sex doesn’t always go as planned, and even spontaneous unplanned sex often ends in a less than sexy situation. Anyone brave enough to comment further?
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I wish it were more like the Tibette moment. Instead, when the door opened we didn’t even notice at first. We didn’t stop until we heard a loud gasp and “Oh my word” from an older woman who was standing next to about 7 people. It was by far my most awkward sex moment.
Going at it in a hotel while on vacation in Florida. Let’s just say there were more than two people involved. My friend/ex and her girlfriend came back unexpectedly, but I didn’t hear them come in. I didn’t know they were there until my friend/ex screams out “You whore!” and I froze. Apparently, she wasn’t even talking to me and didn’t realize what was going on. But the moment was ruined and I was probably about 10 shades of red.
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August 7th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I wish it were more like the Tibette moment. Instead, when the door opened we didn’t even notice at first. We didn’t stop until we heard a loud gasp and “Oh my word” from an older woman who was standing next to about 7 people. It was by far my most awkward sex moment.
August 8th, 2009 at 11:03 am
I was kissing my way seductively down her stomach. She was sliding her hands down to grab my hair.
She poked me right in the eye.
August 9th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Not gonna lie…I literally lol’d at that one.
August 10th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Going at it in a hotel while on vacation in Florida. Let’s just say there were more than two people involved. My friend/ex and her girlfriend came back unexpectedly, but I didn’t hear them come in. I didn’t know they were there until my friend/ex screams out “You whore!” and I froze. Apparently, she wasn’t even talking to me and didn’t realize what was going on. But the moment was ruined and I was probably about 10 shades of red.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Any information on your sources though?