Last week we posted about how the Supreme Court of Alabama essentially denied the women of Alabama orgasms. In lieu of “Dear Grace” this week, Grace The Spot readers have decided to give the ladies of Alabama some unsolicited advice.
A couple of readers suggested that electric toothbrushes can serve as stunt doubles:
All right. Let’s see one of these wonder devices in action.
Thanks, but no thanks. In fact, I think my vagina has booked a flight to Birmingham in protest. *Shudder*
And of course, since the amount of iPhone applications is only limited by the human imagination, there already exists an iPhone app to solve this very problem:
The good news is that Apple slashed the price of the entry level iPhone to $99, so you can get a vibrator that also doubles as a phone and miniature computer for less than $100. The bad news is that the iPhone also comes with four moisture sensors, and if any of them are activated, the warranty is void. You better stock up on that Saran Wrap, sista.
Finally, a reader came up with a simple and elegant solution.
After some brief research into this matter, we have confirmed that Babeland ships to Alabama. I believe we have a winner!
As the kids say, XOXO HTH!