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Grace Fox

Lesbian Mad Libs

By Grace Fox

Today, I am going to ask you to do something different, something unheard of in this electronic age. I am going to ask you to stop reading right now and go get a piece of paper and a pencil. Or a pen. Or a quill. Or a stone tablet and chisel. Whatever works for you.

What are you going to do with these writing instruments? Lesbian Mad Libs, of course! If you’ve never done Madlibs before, you can read all about it here. Here is how it will work here at Grace the Spot. Number your paper as indicated below and write your word choice next to the number. After you’ve done your list, click to the next
page to plug your words into our special little story.

1. favorite band
2. emotion
3. verb
4. noun
5. noun
6. noun
7. name of female friend
8. number
9. plural slang for lesbian
10. verb with -ing
11. meat substitute
12. plural noun
13. name of a second female friend
14. sport
15. name of a third female friend
16. beverage
17. verb with -ing
18. past tense verb
19. past tense verb
20. plural noun
21. amorous verb with -ing
22. adjective
23. adjective
24. number

I know…this seems like a lot of work but, hopefully, it will be worth a laugh. GO!

When you’re done, click here. Enjoy!

10 Responses to “Lesbian Mad Libs”

  1. Deb on the Rocks Says:

    The meat substitute sentence? All kinds of right. I want you on my next road trip.

  2. Mildly_Miffed Says:

    lesbian roller-rugby? yes please!

  3. Grace O'Neill Says:

    Ha! This just made my morning!

  4. ABC Says:

    I wonder what lesbian roller-soccer would look like … *lol*

  5. Grace Chu Says:

    or lesbian roller para sailing

  6. Christine Says:

    Mine started off really absurdly but then ended realy accurate with verbs such as “boozed” “boozing” and then sleazy pyjama pants.

    Although I don’t know if I would suggest wrapping yourself in Jamaicans and sexing on the dance floor. Thats pretty NPC.

  7. anna Says:

    This cracked me up, thanks for the much-needed laugh!:) Nothing like effervescent pjs!

  8. Grace Fox Says:

    We should all have effervescent pj’s!

  9. Lesbian MadLibs « no judgEments Says:

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  10. Trine Says:

    Haha. Awesome! Can’t remember when I was so sore that I thought I might sing though xD didn’t know they had curried mushrooms served on carved wooden Macs at the Michigan Women’s Music Festival either : D

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