 | Breaking News: Bigot SO Mad About California Marriage Ruling!By Grace Fannie |
Peter LaBarbera, affectionately referred to as “The Peter,” of Americans for Truth [sic] About Homosexuality (AFTAH) is really mad about California’s recent marriage ruling.
Next to a Peter-posted “male homosexual kissing scene” that is definitely vile and immoral, The Peter declares that hooooh boy is this ruling “immoral” and “arrogant.” Even though The Peter admits that the folks at AFTAH haven’t quite finished reading the judicial opinion, making his article devoid of legal reasoning and arguments, we should just pretty much take his word for it that the court pulled these “newfangled” equal rights “out of thin air.”
I mean, why analyze a judicial opinion when one can, as The Peter does, ask the following pressing and very relevant question that explains his anger:
* “How will homosexual California couples — say, two men — consummate their ‘marriages’?”
* Oh dear god, readers! While I try to dig up an answer, I hope you can muster up the courage to go on living in spite of all this imminent butt sex.
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May 16th, 2008 at 1:14 am
On that note…
May 16th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I can haz buttsecks?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
awww petey is sad, should we feel sorry for him? i feel sorry for his pathetic existence.
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June 1st, 2008 at 9:49 am
I was going to comment “I’M not going to draw him a picture”, but looks like I don’t need to.