 | LesbianOnlineDatingScreennameFAIL!By Grace Rooney |
So, recently Grace Downunder wrote a post on the perils of online dating. Some online dating profile screen names probably won’t win many a date. I think the following women may do better at ChatRoulette.com.
I searched two online dating services and came across the following profile names. No matter how hot the lady is, you should pass and move on to the next profile. I did not make these names up. These are actual online dating profile names – I kid you not!
Weinerlvr ~ I believe she is on the wrong dating site
ballerchk18 ~ I guess teabagger18 was taken
kygirlcurious ~ Is she curious about KY jelly, girls or using KY jelly with girls?
Ilovelabradors ~ I love my dog but not in THAT way
Nonedible ~ Do I need to say anything about why this is a pass?
VillageidiotTX ~ I am not sure which is the problem being a village idiot or being from Bush’s home state.
Justcurious33 ~ As a lesbian I don’t want to be your experiment. Muff said, I mean Nuff said
BaerGal ~ They have a special week in P-town but for a different kinda Bear, Hey Boo Boo Bear I think you are at the wrong pic-a nic
allreadytaken ~ All ready taken or all ready had?
DaddiDuRite ~ Is this an Electra complex gone horribly wrong?
Sushinut ~ Any profile name with nut in it …well, it is the subtext
crazyforsalsa ~ Crazy, see above about nut, also is it the dance or the dip you are crazy for?
Kinkygrrl ~ Kudos for putting that out there up front but maybe wait for date 4 or 17
stilettotherapy ~ Perhaps she should get together with Kinkygrrl
Chancebyfate ~ This is an oxymoron, proceed at your own risk. More moron than oxy?
Superman1330 ~ Had she gone with WonderWoman1330 I bet she wouldn’t be single
HeavenGate ~ The Hale-Bopp comet has come and gone – hope you have your Nikes, Chap Stick and a nickel in your pocket, and maybe you shouldn’t make your profile the name of a cult that ended with a mass suicide.
Dating is hard, being single isn’t always fun but I would bet my bottom that, I mean my bottom dollar that being single is better than dating someone with a profile name that just screams “beware.”
So GTS readers, please submit any profile names that make you go hmmm!
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March 24th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I just wanted to comment that if being kinky is a huge part of your sexual identity, it’s nice to get that out up front. Kink can be a big deal breaker for people, and it’s better to know that before you both get attached.
March 24th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I don’t have a real one but I think if there is a screen name with UHaul anywhere in it look out, that second date is gonna be a long one.
I also have a few options for names to create in reply to these:
Nowayever-as in no way would I ever answer that profile
Notachance-this doesn’t require an explanation
Neverinamillion-seconds, minutes, days or yrs.
Time to click next
March 24th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Maybe the first woman meant Anthony Weiner! And who DOESN’T love Anthony Weiner?
March 24th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
omnipresentsam.
Touche!
March 25th, 2010 at 2:12 am
Muffinmix (I deleted her message without even reading it)
Adourable202 (spell check 101?)
Wildcat69 (uh, no)
Chocola8fleyva (sms speak = serious FAIL)
Supersizeboobs (seriously?)
Yungfuncouple (FAIL FAIL FAIL)
March 25th, 2010 at 5:37 am
blondiehottie – what are you 12? Smacks of a man pretending to be a woman.
I like chat speak, it’s the easiest way of screening idiots I can think of.
I’m all for sexual exploration, but I don’t wanna be anyone’s experiment either.