Last year, we rounded up the Hot 100 all over The Interwebs, and we’re going to do it again this year. May is the month in which magazines and websites post pictures of 100 hot women, and people get excited and look at their boobs appreciate nature’s gift to humanity known as beautiful women.

The first is from the mothership, AfterEllen, and the results of the top ten do not disappoint.

Conclusion: If you play gay/bi or play a gay icon, you will get love from the ladies of AfterEllen. (It’s a no-brainer that Kristen Stewart isn’t up there for Twilight – she’s there for playing Joan Jett in The Runaways.)

And now we move on to Maxim‘s. Last year, their top ten list was almost on par with AfterEllen’s, but this year, they dropped the ball.

Katy Perry is #1, and someone named Brooklyn is #2. To what bizarre planet did I just get teleported?

A haiku:

So Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus, and
Perry likes [censored].

Fill in the blank. Hey, it rhymed. (Don’t look at me disapprovingly. This weekend was rough.) And yes, I’m 7 years old.

FHM US’s list isn’t up yet, so we posted FHM UK’s. I don’t know who half of these people are, but based on Maxim’s and FHM UK’s the guys really like Marisa Miller and Megan Fox. I don’t know who Marisa Miller is. Do any of you know who she is? Anyone? I care so little that I’m not even going to load Google to find out.

Now let’s move on to Autostraddle’s, which was particularly clever.

Autostraddle asked all of you to send in pictures of yourselves and your hot friends, and they posted them. Real hot lesbians and queer-identifying women, people. As you will see, no one from The Real L Word is on the list.

So which list do you like best?

Stay tuned for Grace the Spot’s list. Yes, we are having one this year, and it will be yummy. Literally.