 | Our brains have been eaten, so this is all we got: a whole lotta nothing by Grace Chu & Grace YipBy Grace Chu |
Grace Chu is still recovering from watching the “Alejandro” video on repeat last Tuesday and trying to make sense out of it for a million lesbians. (It ate her heart and then it ate her brain.) Grace Yip has fallen down the World Cup black hole and is probably in a taco-induced coma. O’Neill is playing dodgeball or something, and Fox is shaking in a corner after dealing with too many hoarders and psychopaths in her day job. We are not making any of this up.
And so, this is all we got. Drum roll please.
GRACE CHU SAYS:
WHY?! WHY?!
Of course, I had to buy one as a public service, so you don’t have to.
Verdict – it tastes like shit. And now I look like this:
End of experiment. Don’t try this at home.
GRACE YIP SAYS:
Vuvuzela: A loud, eco-friendly vibrator?
All that buzzing made me wonder… can the vuvuzela be utilized as a sex toy?
Discuss.
(Seriously, that’s it. If you have any feelings about our meltdown, please say so in the comments. We are too brain dead to have any feelings, so if you have any whatsoever, please speak up and make us feel human again.)
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June 15th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I’ve got a vuvuzela and trust me, it would not work as a vibrator. The thing takes lungs to use and a standard blast only last a couple of seconds….you’d be worn out before any fun was had!
June 15th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
They have Ed Hardy beer at my local liquor store.
June 15th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Chu-ey, for the amount you spent on that drink, you could have easily gotten like 2-3 tasty tacos. You are Asian. Why come you didn’t do this math? AIYAAAA!! DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON ED HARDY.
June 15th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Nomad – thanks for letting us know. Looking at pictures, it looks like lightwight plastic and it came in rainbow colours, so you know…one wonders. Had no clue it took a damn lot to get them working. You would be blowing until you’re blue in the face.
June 15th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
My brain melted down before Grace Chu wanted an analysis of Lady Gaga in Haiku. Insomnia and a migraine put me on the injured reserve list for that assignment. I think there might be enough FDA unapproved substances in the Ed Hardy Drink to cure my migraine but it could seriously damage the bionics, or some actual organs.
June 15th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
huh huh yip said “blow”
%^&%^$&^#$%#^%#$buhhhh doo bee dooo
June 15th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
The county issued me a Bed Bug Kit yesterday. It contains booties, haz mat coveralls, duct tape and a spatula. No lie. This is worthy of a meltdown, don’t ya think?
June 15th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Fox said booties, GUFFAW!!!!
p.s. uhhh, what is the spatula for?
June 15th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Fox has made it official. The vuvuzela will now be referred to as the vulvalezzy on this blog.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
really girls, you used to be so funny…what the hell happened? especially, where are the new “Stuff Lesbians Like”? I’ve been waiting for them for months now!
June 15th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Luisa – we had a collective meltdown. Last week, AfterEllen went down, then Autostraddle went down. Then Bust Mag went down. We thought we were spared but nope. Our crash was psychological though.
But really, we all just got busy at the same time. Like, AfterEllen is making me go out and actually do shit now. Like physically show up and talk to people. For hours. And hours. I used to be a fake girl behind a laptop screen, but now I am a real girl who goes up to real people and says “Hi! I’m Grace Chu, and I’m going to talk to you for a while and take pictures, and then I’m going to transcribe stuff and process the photos and then write 20 pages about it.” It’s sort of jarring and energy sapping.
We will get it together, we promise.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
But in my defense, I drank an Ed Hardy drink in public and lived to tell about it.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
The spatula is to use on people’s couches, chairs and mattresses to get to the seams and look for bed bugs…before we sit down. It’s crazy. I work with people who are mentally ill and I’m supposed to show up in a haz mat suit with a spatula and say, “Howdy there! I’m here to help you but I just need to run this thing around in your furniture for a bit first.” Right.
June 15th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Wow, when you ladies meltdown, you really do it in style. Would like to buy you all a favorite beverage to help in your recovery.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
that’s grace chu for replying. i’m keeping my fingers crossed for your girls.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
*i meant thanks
June 17th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
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