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Grace Underfire

Why I want to be Asian

By

The cast of K-Town, a/k/a the Asian Jersey Shore, which has nothing to do with this post

This is really in honor of Chu and Yip, as their conversations about their mothers are fantastic. Chu’s recent posts lifted from her Facebook page were the last straw in my decision to become Asian. I have always dabbled in the Asian through sushi bars, living in Southern California, and using chopsticks. It just isn’t enough anymore. I would like to be Asian, and I present my reasons why.

Reasons I want to be Asian.

1. Typing AZN is much cooler than CAUCAZN.

2. Margaret Cho. ‘Nuff said.

3. I’d be able to get into expensive private schools and forced to go to Harvard, Yale, MIT, CalTech, or Stanford.

4. My mother would be neurotic in a humorous way.

5. White on rice would not apply to me.

6. I am genetically predisposed to know how to operate high end digital cameras.

7. I would be good at math and know secrets for doing laundry.

8. Eating ramen would mean I was showing reverence to my culture.

9. I would know where every good Asian restaurant was relevant to a 5 mile radius of my current position.

10. My carpet would be clean.

11. Other drivers would get out of my way, yell at me, and I could fake being oblivious to the situation.

12. I’d have a greater chance at being skinny while still eating carbs.

13. I would fit in the clothes at Banana Republic.

14. I’d be good at, or not afraid of, Karaoke

15. I’d be able to read the directions of the products I buy at Ranch 99 Market (instead of winging it)

16. I’d be expected to know a martial art.

17. I would be able to play the piano, the cello, or the violin.

18. I’d be good at WOW, Final Fantasy, and Dance Dance Revolution.

19. I’d be cool as shit.

20. People would read this list and I wouldn’t have to worry about offending anyone.

I know I am not Asian now, but I can keep dreaming, thinking and imagining. After all, Bruce Lee said, “As you think, so shall you become.” Kick AZZ!

74 Responses to “Why I want to be Asian”

  1. Jules Says:

    I’m totally with you Grace Underfire Asians are awesome! Being Caucasian is so boring..

  2. C. Says:

    Lol, sounds like you want to be the ultimate Asian. You need stem cells from every Asian country then!
    -an absolutely unoffended Asian

  3. lol-azn Says:

    xD I’m Asian and don’t want to be; wanna swap?

  4. FEITI Says:

    Neurotic Asian Mommas are not as cool as you would think. Lots of grief there.

  5. Kayako Says:

    I really want to be asian to. ^_^
    Every time i see a asian girl next to a white girl
    they just seem more beautiful!
    There nationality and culture is so unique!
    While there television and movies are to and how they see stuff!
    They have theres beautiful slanted eyes perfectley straight shiny hair! And pale zit free skin!
    Sometimes i feel that some of us have been misplaced
    ,because just about everyone i met is happy being themselves except me!
    One day when i save up enough money I WILL GET PLASTIC SURGERY AND A NAME CHANGE! ^_^
    BEING WHITE REALLY IS BOREING!
    If you ever want to talk feel free to email me at KayakoMacabre@msn.com
    See you!

  6. Kayako Says:

    I meant to say KayakoMacabre@hotmail.com ^_^

  7. Elektra Says:

    I hate being Asian. It gets boring after a while. The only thing good about being asian is that we have nice hair but wtf!! Trust me I wish we could swap.

    P.S ASIAN FAMILIES ARE HARDCORE!! at least mine anyway…^_^

  8. JessM Says:

    I want to be asian but i guess i can still be asian at heart i think i deserve to be asian. i wont grow up and get plastic surgery though i have never beleieved in that. I may however get circle lenses dye my hair and soo on.
    AZNs are Epic thats all there is to it.

  9. Crystal Says:

    I completely agree with the desire to be Asian but not for the same reasons. Unfortunately for me every time I go to Asian stores (pretty often) I feel like a monster. I never thought I was tall before that. I love the culture, food, and I am attracted to Asian guys.
    pretty pathetic, I know.

  10. vcindeed Says:

    I’m Japanese living in Japan and I don’t like being Asian! Maybe cause I don’t fit in with the stereotype… I can’t do math, I’m bad with technology, I don’t like ramen…

  11. ChengSeong Minje Kim Says:

    Well , im Korean/Japanese i was born in Seoul,south korea and had lived in Tokyo,Japan but now i live in America and i feel the same .. nothing special about being asain or anything …. but i have really small chinky eyes – - LOOL
    and i hate it ! i rather be American because there so pretty , Like Taylor Swift ^^

  12. Kristy Says:

    Cheng, I disagree, Taylor Swift may be pretty, but there are PLENTY of gorgeous Asian stars as well, and, IMO, I feel Asian celebrities are must more attractive then Caucasian ones.

    Want to switch lives, Asians who don’t want to be Asian? Lol.

    If only we could choose or race… :(

    I’m still dying my hair black and wearing dark brown eye contacts, and I tell people I’m half Taiwanese- even my Asian friends believe me..

    …until they see my parents… crap…

    “Oh hey, didn’t I tell you? I’m adopted too! Didn’t you know that? :D

  13. Kristy Says:

    *our race.

    Typos suck..

    I bet if I were Asian I wouldn’t have typos. :(
    (Kidding guys, I don’t mean to sound stereotypical, ’cause I’m not. D:)

  14. Kristy Says:

    “One day when i save up enough money I WILL GET PLASTIC SURGERY AND A NAME CHANGE! ^_^”

    I want to do this too, but I think it’s a little too extreme.

    I want to learn Mandarin Chinese and teach English in Taiwan (I love Taiwan. <333 It's like the more epic version of Japan, but without anime.. sadly, but still. ;D)
    but I would want to blend in and not look like a foreigner.,

    So if I do succeed in my dream, I would get plastic surgery to look Oriental. And marry and Asian man and have half asian babies… :D
    …high hopes.. :/

  15. Katie Says:

    I’m asian and i just wanna fucking die O_O

  16. Prance Says:

    No offense to tell you but getting plastic surgery will not change the fact that you want to be an Asian. Us Asians are what we are today from how we are raised. Us Asians don’t have life easy because being Asian is a competition. We are always being compared amongst each other. If we are just not good at anything but others are better, we feel like we should be dead. Just try to be yourself and who you are. Us Asians always stay ourselves and try to find ways to improve ourselves from time to time. Don’t let your own skin color distinguish yourself between Asians and different races. Plastic surgery just means your are hiding from your true self and most of us Asians see plastic surgery as pathetic. So please don’t get it and find ways to better improve yourself such as learning music and aiming for the best

  17. Min Jun Kwon Says:

    @Prance
    you are right most of the part but also wrong on the part where you said “Asians see plastic surgery pathetic.” because about 70% + Of asians get plastic surgery on literally EVERYTHING! the most common one amoung asians is double eyelid surgery because they want to have big and beautiful eyes like the western people. Most of them now and days even bleach there hair blonde. They have a HUDGE influence on Caucasians and want to be hust like them. So they also get nose, mouth, face done by plastic surgery.
    http://blog.asiantown.net/-/4819/koreans-idols-who-dye-thier-black-hair-blonde.aspx

  18. Min Jun Kwon Says:

    oh and btw. IM Korean :) and i would looooooveee to be a cacuasian one day too !

  19. Prance Says:

    Just remember that true beauty isnt something that can be found by the eye but if you seek physical beauty , you are just one ugly person deep inside who is very shallow towards the world

  20. KAWAIIDESU Says:

    I smell weeaboo.

  21. NinjaFrog Says:

    alot of asians would rather be white,
    i find it silly how white people try so hard to be asian, no offence to anyone, but sometimes it looks rly pathetic, i think you should all try to just be yourselves and be happy with it

    just saying
    btw im half asian half white

  22. Christy Nguyen Says:

    Be ready for some emotional and physical pain added onto your life if you want to be Asian. Being Asian is tough /: You gotta deal with “YOU’RE A FAILURE!” and “WHY CAN’T YOU BE LIKE HIM/HER???” everyday. Trust me, you’re better off living your life how it is…

  23. justine Says:

    ugh. asian wannabe

  24. justine Says:

    WTF. i hate people like you D:< so annoying!!!!!!!!!!!! just stay caucasian. jeeeeeeeeeez. when will people learn?!!?!

  25. Kristy Says:

    Justine: Why do you hate people like me? Why do you care what I want to be or not?

  26. Kristy Says:

    How is it annoying? Not like I’m harming anyone.
    Get over yourself.

  27. Lawdy Says:

    ….Justine you just sound arrogant. Kristy…the way you want to change yourself is just fucking disgusting. Like you said “GET OVER YOURSELF”. HOW IS IT THAT YOU CAN SAY THAT TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT CAN’T SAY THAT TO YOURSELF.

  28. Lawdy Says:

    also are you really that jealous of others that you change your appearance just for that? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OTHER CULTURES and you think changing your appearance will help? Get it through your thick skull.

  29. KuroShiro Says:

    What good being Asian, Especially Korea the most people in Korea is they go to school and then their parent would sent them to take extra class it just like go to school again (it not 1 on 1) and some of the kid get home like 9 or 10pm. Then homework and then sleep almost no time to rest.

  30. @Lawdy Says:

    Lawdy, shit the fuck up. If someone told me “You should respect your own culture” or “be proud of your own culture”, I would be like “Hm, you’re right”.

    But no. All you idiotic people do is act like a bunch of racist assholes, typically, and say sh*t like “you’re jealous” or “I hate asian wanna-be’s”.

    How the hell is that supposed to help me? That just makes me end up HATING Asians, as I’m now assuming they’re all racist idiots!

  31. @Lawdy Says:

    *shut -_-

  32. Lawdy Says:

    im sorry but you’re such a hypocrite. You want to take plastic surgery to make yourself look asian when your not. Does that mean you are just escaping from your own problems such as your looks and etc? Stop talking shit and calling me a hater when im telling you PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT THE WAY. BTW read my other posts the name’s prance

    1. Typing AZN is much cooler than CAUCAZN.

    2. Margaret Cho. ‘Nuff said.

    3. I’d be able to get into expensive private schools and forced to go to Harvard, Yale, MIT, CalTech, or Stanford.

    4. My mother would be neurotic in a humorous way.

    5. White on rice would not apply to me.

    6. I am genetically predisposed to know how to operate high end digital cameras.

    7. I would be good at math and know secrets for doing laundry.

    8. Eating ramen would mean I was showing reverence to my culture.

    9. I would know where every good Asian restaurant was relevant to a 5 mile radius of my current position.

    10. My carpet would be clean.

    11. Other drivers would get out of my way, yell at me, and I could fake being oblivious to the situation.

    12. I’d have a greater chance at being skinny while still eating carbs.

    13. I would fit in the clothes at Banana Republic.

    14. I’d be good at, or not afraid of, Karaoke

    15. I’d be able to read the directions of the products I buy at Ranch 99 Market (instead of winging it)

    16. I’d be expected to know a martial art.

    17. I would be able to play the piano, the cello, or the violin.

    18. I’d be good at WOW, Final Fantasy, and Dance Dance Revolution.

    19. I’d be cool as shit.

    20. People would read this list and I wouldn’t have to worry about offending anyone.

    ReRead all that before saying your bullshit “You should respect your own culture” or “be proud of your own culture”, I would be like “Hm, you’re right”.

  33. Nana Says:

    If we dye our hair blonde that doesn mean we are trying to be white. -_- white people arn’t the only people with blonde hair. This is the part that sucks about being asian, everyone (including out of culture people) attack us. It’s like, if you don’t have your natural hair color, got plastic surgery, and/or wear circle lenses you are automatically trying to be white. -_- lots of americans dye their hair black or are born with black hair, that doesnt mean they are trying to be asian. Although some of you actually want to be even though you’re white, i feel sorry for any european mutt, :( lol. Really, the key to physical confidence is: personal hygiene. If you’re that insecure of your looks take care of yourself more. Just don’t come in and ruin our culture like you europeans already did to so many others(african americans, mexicans, native americans/cherokee) :) please and thank you.

  34. Ana Says:

    I’m not technically Asian, but you wanting to be Asian is just… Sad.
    There is a reason why Caucasians are looked down upon by some people. We should respect our culture and not try to be something else.
    Even if you get plastic surgery, you would still be an American (or whatever country you are from…).
    And you DONT want to have “Asian parents”, trust me. It’s not cool, imagine coming home one day, and it turns out that your mom has he looked your grades and you got a 90…
    I’m saying from experiance that prepare to lectured about it and Be called a failure. Even if you say that most people got a bad grade, all your parents will reply is,”I don’t care what they got. They didn’t study this stuff in the summer. You must get a 100, and get into a good university. No computer for you until your grades improve, now go study.”
    >.<'
    Kind of got of topic there XD
    But my point is: be proud of who you are and live with what you got and know that it could have been a lot worse.

  35. justine Says:

    @Lawdy: I totally love you right now. what you say is true.
    @Kristy: Really. Really? you seriously wanna go there? YOUR BEING RACIST. not all asians can do that shit that you put on your list. you expect us to be skinny or be good at final fantasy? and are you asking why do i care what you want to be or not? ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THIS UP ON THE INTERNET? deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr. it may be true that i am asian and i do play the piano cello and violin but your just being a racist WHITE PERSON. did you see that? yes YOU ARE WHITE. gosh. NOT ALL ASIANS ARE LIKE THAT. DUUUUH. and not all asians fit into banna republic clothes. SOME ASIANS ARE FAT TO DUMMB ASS. geez. thank you have a nice day.

  36. justine Says:

    AND ARE YOU MENTAL? YOUR GONNA GET SUGERY? YOU ARE SO OBBSESED. IVE NEVER MET ANYONNE SO OBSSESED WITH ASIANS. i would like to tell you i hate you because your such a wannabe. asians respect their culture. you will never be asian. your just hiding the truth from yourself.

  37. Kim Hye Shin Says:

    YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND BE PROUD OF IT D:<

  38. Justine Hailree Yoo Says:

    @Kim Hye Shin: YEEES

  39. Francesca Says:

    I want to be Asian !! But I’m happy being me. I wouldn’t change myself by getting surgery. Reading the comments above, really changed my mind. I don’t want to be a wannabe. I want to be me and embrace my own culture. Be fluent in my own language not Mandarin (sorry if I misspelt it)

  40. travis zku huruno Says:

    look dude i totaly feel u,im from tokyo,japan and i dont mine being japanese..im realy mixed with white and japanese ..my mom japanese from japan and my dad from london..so its cool 2 be urself..but bro..its just the way god made us..ill be happy to be myself..lol…xx)dude im out

  41. Boo Says:

    Cool Travis, you can only be yourself!

  42. Reece Says:

    You do know that half of the things you’ve posted there are very stereoptypical right?? Those things about being good at math, video games, playing different musical instruments, martial arts, etc.. You can be good at those things regardless of your nationality.

    I’m proud being Asian and I’m very happy happy I’m not white/black because it’s my appearance and culture I am happy about. Not stereotypes. We mostly eat rice and vegetables and unlike most of the Western people they eat almost everything with tons of butter, cheese and oil.

    Well, at least if you’re white you have different coloured eyes and hair, unlike us we all have black. And you don’t get discriminated, it’s you guys who make fun of us Asians and black people.

  43. travis zku huruno Says:

    wow…totaly wierd..seyuto

  44. Veron Says:

    Being Asian, I can tell you that most Asians DO NOT undergo plastic surgeries. It’s only the Koreans and Japanese.

    FOr all those who wish to be AZN, most Asians are short (like myself). And from what I heard, westerners like to discriminate against AZN. That’s why I’ve always been afraid to travel out of Asia =(

  45. lee lee Says:

    Im mixed with black and korean even tho i have korean in me its still hard to be asian but being mixed is awesome i think u guys who want to be asian just love ur culture and who u r its actually tough to be asian i love me and my culture (and my chinky eyes !:)) and i think u should to :)

  46. katonk Says:

    http://vimeo.com/3846269 check out this video It’ talks about basically why people are upset about this, and why people are clueless about this issue.

    But more or less were talking about Orientalism. This is actually a prime example of it. The reason why this is pissing people off is because you are boiling down their culture down to things ie: anime stereotypical asian crap. But this is all by design, If you look at it all the stuff that is associated with Orientalism is tied to whatever is marketable. If we look at whats being tied to people wanting to be Asian it’s mostly marketable stuff. Video games music ext. just food for thought.

  47. Mai Says:

    Hi guys. Asian here (Chinese-Japanese-Filipino)
    For the non-Asians who wish to be AZNs, it’s totally okay to learn our culture and try to blend in.. Just don’t get too desperate. I disagree with the plastic surgery thing. It would cost a lot and you might just get complications in the end.
    I’m happy I am Asian but since Filipinos aren’t as “Asian” as the East Asians.. We almost get little spotlight. Lol.
    Many people here in the Philippines ask me if I’m half Japanese or Chinese because of my eyes. I feel happy cause I get to be “more Asian”, having a “slanted” eye yet still having a crease. I admit I desperately tried to get a monolid by various ways but in the end it didn’t suit me and my real eyes are good enough.
    Btw there are lots of stereotypes in your list. I am better in world history than in math.. I don’t play an instrument, and etc.
    You can study a language if you want, no one’s stopping you, but just don’t get too sucked up and totally back away from your own culture.

  48. Rock Says:

    Being asian is like being preasured ur whole life! i hate it >:O all u get outa being asian is good looks, ya know i: but then again, about 90% of my asian friends where shit loads of makeup, only like a few asians are born with natural beauty or hottnes xD lol. Mos of us end up buying shit loads of makeup to hide zits, brighten up our eyes, make our skin look smooth, and make our hair shine and curl slightly (only if ur an asian girl lmao, hot guys, idk what they put on lol). Ppl seem to think that all asians gotta be perfect in looks and grades! here’s how our grading system goes (well for me anyways :P )
    A (95-100) u live
    B+ (85-90) ur dead
    c (70-79) ur screwed
    but yeah, thats how much preasure we’re under for about 90% of the time in school i: so if ur white and u wanna be asian, think again! u get to live a life with out ppl expecting u to show off and be perfect! plus ur parents prolly arent as concered w/ education than asian pplz….. SRY IF I SOUND RACIST! I REALLY DONT MEAN TO IF I DO!

  49. Marius18 Says:

    White people that want to be Asian, man every time I see this I feel a deep rage. WTF get over yourselves, white women dating Asian Men, just so they can have Asian kids and pretend like their more knowledgable about Asian culture than an actual Asian or other white people.In Vietnamese culture, altering major physical features is frowned upon how pathetic. This is the only topic in thw world that brings me the most despair… what has the world become.
    Opinion from Proud 25% Sicilian 25% Russian 50% Vietnamese person

  50. kim1999 Says:

    Im maltese, white and a 13 year old girl. I am obsessed with studying languages ( i know u may think im nerdy. ) I have recently discovered K-POP , and thanks to it Im learning korean trying to learn their culture adapt to it because IT IS BEAUTIFUL .

  51. kim1999 Says:

    Im maltese, white and a 13 year old girl. I am obsessed with studying languages ( i know u may think im nerdy. ) I have recently discovered K-POP , and thanks to it Im learning korean trying to learn their culture adapt to it because IT IS BEAUTIFUL . Their ways the languages all Asian cultures make me amazed. I confess that I had low self esteem because i saw that they were just to beautiful, it came to the point were I wanted Mono-lids but after spending 4 hours studying the Korean alphabet I realized I can be an Asian at heart not in physical appearance . My dream is to go study in Korea and eventually start a life there but not being a Wanna-be. I want to appreciate both races mine being white and maltese and also having the opportunity of learning their cultures and languages.

  52. Alix Sun Says:

    How can I share this on Facebook??

  53. Katie Says:

    I’ve always wanted to be Asian and don’t worry kim1999 your not alone, I’m 12 and have been trying to learn japanese. My dream is to move to japan and become a star cosplayer. Sadly Asian cosplayers kinda hate ” Western” cosplayers as they call us… And say they are a disgrace to every Asian cosplayer in existence… They say they were how you say made for it… The truth is cosplay is not just for one race anyone can do it along if they enjoy doing it. And remember we were born free and we can live our life how we want if we want to live. people cant control how we think, and they shouldn’t say how we should be frowned on because we want to live our life happily in whatever way shape or form including wanting to be Asian.

  54. TayChar Says:

    I’m white and I certainly admire Asian culture. I would never get plastic surgery or anything like that but I think it’s fun to learn the language and culture. I find everything about Asian culture beautiful; it’s history, it’s food, it’s religion. Doesn’t mean I have to change myself to love it. You can be soaked up in Asian culture without having to look Asian.

  55. Marius18 Says:

    Why cant White people find interesting aspects of their own culture, if only they knew how annoying posers are.

  56. Sarah Says:

    I hate being Asian. I don’t even have nice hair.

  57. anna Says:

    pahfalf;aljf all the reasons listed up in the article are racist bullshit oh my god you’re using a list of stereotypes and it’s not even funny. I’m a Chinese-American and the fact that you’re pushing my entire race – multiple nations, complex culture, thousands of years of history- into a tiny corner (WoW, video games, rice) is actually extremely offensive.

    I could deconstruct your entire list but I don’t have the time and I have a feeling it wouldn’t get through your head.

    The point is, everything you think about Asian culture has been spoon-fed to you through racist media marketing campaigns and anime. Look up cultural misappropriation and orientalism and get back to me.

    (By the way, AZN is so 2005. Get with it.)

  58. Marin Says:

    I’m Asian and It’s not that special if you live in an Asian country. We all look pretty much the same and not unique! The caucasians have more Individual looks..

  59. Karen Says:

    i think being Asian is cool ,some boy i like alot like asian girls and he thinks they are cute,I’m a latin girls,he said I’m cute as asian girls and he said i might be have some of asian in my fam but i think cute is just naturally in everygirl im a very girly girl cos i like to be that way :D and those cute things like the peace sign and hearts they do with their hands is just EMO!!!..lol sooo I’m asian with big eyes! XD I just dont do those things cos that boy will think i do it just cos he likes asian girls not cos it’s the way I’m!! :/

  60. ihateasianwannabes Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS4NkJzuxKk&feature=relmfu

  61. Coralie Says:

    This is sad…I remember when I used to be like this. Then I woke up one morning and was like, Asians are PEOPLE before they are “AZN”. Be proud of who you are, your ethnicity. You can learn more about the culture, history, and stuff, but don’t stereotype it down to that…that..thats just sad…D: To be that insecure, and thinking your ethnicity is inferior to another…hey, I’m a latina and my parents behave just like your stereotypical asian parents, Im surprised I’m still alive after I got that B+. lol Proud to be a HUMAN.

  62. klalarae Says:

    I’m Native American and I wish I was born Asian. I love their culture. My mom acts pretty much like an Asian lady, strict craziness. She even looks Asian. My siblings look Asian as well and my sister is always mistaken as an Asian, because of her double eyelid. I have a single eyelid and I big nose. I read about Asians a lot and I have studied a bit of their culture and I’ve also starting eating more like Asians do. I am a bit obsessed but mostly, I’m mesmerized. I think Asians are an artistic and beautiful race. Their mannerisms are wonderful too. I can understand how someone would want to become Asian so badly, they would get plastic surgery. It doesn’t make you Asian though. If you like that exotic look, then do it. Do whatever makes you happy, not what other people say. If you’re not happy with yourself and are capable of changing yourself, then do it. Their is nothing wrong with that. But if there is something you can’t change, you have to accept it or you’ll go insane.

    … My nose isn’t big for a Native American but my nose is big for an Asian. I look mostly Asian so I am considering getting a nose job to reduce the size. I think that will allow me to be more comfortable with my face. … I know it won’t turn me Japanese or Korean but it would bost my confidence and that is never a bad thing. What is bad is trying to destroy another person’s dreams due to your negative opinion on something. Try to be more accepting of other people, sheesh.

    And you should never put someone down if they’re simply ignorant. Educate them instead. That’s healthier and a better way to solve an issue.

  63. klalarae Says:

    Don’t be mean.

  64. odd Says:

    lool don’t think so … I’m chinese and live in Europe and being asian is not special
    3/4 on your reason “list” is ….how to say it nice… bullshit
    it’s offensive cause you use so many stereotypes
    why aren’t you proud with your own race o.o?

  65. jeremy Says:

    Im black guy and i wish i was asian or white because it just seems so much more fun and i like asian and white black people hair.

  66. Jrock Says:

    Im black guy and i wish i was asian or white because it just seems so much more fun and i like asian and white black people hair, plus i have a better chance with the asian ladies

  67. JPW Says:

    Im black guy and i wish i was asian or white because it just seems so much more fun and i like asian and white black people hair, plus i have a better chance with the asian ladies.

  68. Ashley Says:

    most white guys seem to like asians for some reason, but my boyfriend likes me cause i have sexy curves without being fat. to be honest, I think everyone has some good qualities to them. I’m white. I’m a mutt, but pretty sure I have no asian in me.
    Despite that my mom is very ocd and perfectionist, very hard on us. I mean, my god, I’m a girl and I can beat many people- including a few asian friends i have- at it! My asian friend Annie, she’s been struggling with acne for her whole LIFE.

    And she has to diet just like the rest of us last time I checked. I feel bad bringing her into a discussion in which she has no idea about LOL, the thing is- I don’t feel pressured to be anyone but myself.

    I like having my hour glass figure, something you don’t see often in asian culture. Guys go crazy over that kinda thing. Sweetie, pay attention to what you got already, enhance that and you’ll be happy.

    I think girls with red hair, and pale skin with freckles are the prettiest. That’s just my opinion, much rarer too <3

  69. Asn'nerd Says:

    OMG XD what is this!?

    You want to be Asian? Why do people want to look like another race? It’s stupid! It’s great when people like Asian culture + music etc. But change your looks to look more Asian… ? with make up + circle lenses + dying your hair. -.- You can never be Asian even though you change your looks. Its unrealistic. Seriously, Asian is not a Fashion style it’s a CULTURE. We grew up like this. and live our life as an Asian with our own traditions.

    If you like the Asian culture, if you like the food, the music, the cosplay whatever~ thats cool. But don’t act like your from another culture. If you want to be someone your not .. thats a bit fake. ACCEPT & RESPECT YOUR OWN CULTURE. -.-

  70. Asn Says:

    @Min Jun Kwon
    Thats not true~ Mostly in Japan and Korea they do Plastic surgery and mostly famous people. And not because they want to look white. :S It’s not normal in other Asian countries oke! If you were a real Korean, You wouldn’t have such a low opinion about Koreans and Asians. That they want to look white. ;) so i don’t think your Korean at all. (fake) White people also dye their hair. If Asian people do that they want to look white???? Bullshit!!!

    LISTEN TO THIS : I THINK SHE IS RIGHT~ SHE IS ALSO KOREAN!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGslgKgT9Kg

    And to be Asian is not a trend. It’s a race. You can never be Asian even if you try. Be happy with your own race. :) Don’t Go Stereotyping about us Asians. That’s not cool! -.-

  71. Rosa Says:

    When I was younger, I wanted to be Caucasian. But now that I am older(15), I like being Asian….I’m Chinese. I lived in China for 4 1/2 years then came to America. I was made fun for being Chinese. Kids made fun of me when I was really young and then I started hating myself and being Chinese. I kind of wish I was Japanese. Oh well. I have straight black hair, sometimes I wish it was blonde and wavy. I used to wish to have blonde hair and blue eyes. I wish I had paler skin too.. My skin is yellowish.. I like reading manga and sometimes watching anime. I eat rice, vegetables, some meat, egg, and seaweed everyday. I have a flat nose, and round face. I’ve grown to like my black hair, dark eyes, flat nose, round face, and everything. I’m glad to be who I am.

  72. Mniq Says:

    I want to be asian too . I’m young, but i know it, i want to be asian !
    @Kayako i want change my name too and i will get plastic surgery .
    @Kristy , i want to marry Asian man too : D
    I don’t like myself . I’m from Poland , but i want to be Korean. It’s my BIG dream ! ;(

  73. Mei Says:

    Ugh most Asians hate people like this. -_- You are, and will always be, white. It’s in your genes.

  74. rina Says:

    I’m Chinese American, and I used to want to be white. I’d feel self-conscious at places where the number of Asians is really low. I’d look at the ground a lot because I hated being stared at by every single white person. Then I discovered how awesome my own culture is, and I really liked Korean, Chinese, and Japanese culture. I found it much more interesting than the other cultures. I think it’s best to find the things you enjoy that you already have–no one would hate themselves or wish to be something that will never happen. Plus, Caucasians are very pretty and colorful-looking. If you want to get plastic surgery to look ‘exotic,’ go ahead. If you’re doing it to look Asian, I find that very sad. Anyway, I found that I liked my own looks too. I have a pretty thin face, big eyes, and pale skin. My hair is thick and wavy, and I hated it, but later I thought it was stylish.
    Your post made me LOL. Everyone’s different, although some of those are true in my case. Besides, there’s a LOT more to being Asian than those shallow examples!

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