 | Hello, bunnies! Time to vote again!By Grace Chu |
It’s time to vote again, dears. Remember – you can vote for Grace The Spot once every 24 hours! CLICK HERE AND DO AS I SAY OR THE CATS GET IT! (I knew that would get you lezzies hopping over to the polls… *Puts down Gertrude and Alice*)
So I had the opportunity to check out our competition for Best New Blog of 2008, and I was shocked to discover that a person who calls herself “Uppity Woman” is crushing us. I am at a loss to understand what caused this most perplexing turn of events, because, as you all know, there is nothing more uppity than a group of lesbians. Dear sisters, please summon all of your uppitude and rectify this wrong. Until this “Uppity Woman” character defers to the wall of uppitudinal hellfire that can only be brought by a mob of overly-competitive lesbians, the universe is not right.
We are also being beaten by a Republican. On his blog, he states that his mission is to “pimp slap” Liberals. But he left a nice comment in an earlier post, so he’s aight. But we must still kick his arse anyway. To the polls you go!
Now that you have voted for Grace The Spot again (you did, didn’t you?), allow me to suggest a couple of other uppity lesbians and uppity friends of lesbians to vote for in other categories:
- Mombian: Sustenance for Lesbian Moms for Best Large Blog
- This Girl Called Automatic Win for Best LGBT Blog
- Blue Gal for Best Liberal Blog
Happy clicking!
Update: It looks like Wonkette is trying to throw the competition, because they don’t like PUMAs. PUMAs are basically pissed off liberals and moderates who don’t like Obama. (By the way, if you are one of those dweebs who find my definition of “PUMA” objectionable and care enough to tell me how incorrect I am, kiss my ass. Take that shit to LGF or Kos or whatever.) In any event, they are choosing random blogs for their zillions of readers to vote for just so any PUMA blog won’t win. For that reason, I would like to endorse all PUMA blogs everywhere (unless they are running against Grace The Spot, in which case, they suck – not because they are PUMAs, but because they are standing between us and a cool badge we can put on our site that no one else will care about). So, Uppity Woman, we would endorse you, except we are out to crush you.
P.S. Readers, I’m still an Obama supporter. Don’t trip. I just don’t like spiteful shenanigans. Especially when it moves me from 3rd to 4th place. 
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January 6th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I promise to vote for you as often as is permitted by their laws.
Now, can I recommend? Things this lesbian does not like: all the straight women pretending to be on the pull with me because they want to feel sexy. And then their boyfriend shows up and they ignore me. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. STOP IT. IT IS EXTREMELY RUDE. And yes, I know you are jerking me around deliberately because you don’t introduce me or talk to me. Don’t be a dick. I am able to have a perfectly interested conversation with you if you are bored. You don’t have to hurt my feelings.
- annoyed single dyke who keeps getting hit on by women who have no actual desire to even know me once their Man shows up at the coffeehouse.
PS. feel free to write about this if you are also experiencing what appears to be a holiday-time occurrence every year.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
I want to thank you for what you did. I’m humbled. Seriously. This is the kind of stuff I would NEVER dream of doing to others.
You’re a gem, sister.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
See Grace, a major reason I am winning (or WAS, lol) is because I have a number of very tenacious lesbians at my site. You do not have permission to steal them.
And you definition of PUMA is Spot On.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Oh THAT’S where they all went? Maybe I should have eased up on Hillary during the election. Zut!
January 6th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
grace… i just found you on uppity’s blog and had to come over to see whassup.
so… k. you are so cool but since uppity is the shit, and i am one of her tenacious lesbians, she gets my vote. always. forever. EVERYDAY. nonetheless, i will put you on my “check everyday” lurk list. and “wonkette” can suck my… aw, nevermind. i wouldn’t want that “wonkette” near me – i think “wonkette,” i think std. ugh.
as for straight girls… lord. i’m sorry, i just can’t go there. been there, done them, i’m done. what, do i have “best damn booty call EVER” written on my forehead in indelible ink? jeeeeezus. fool me once. shame on me. fool me… ugh, fool me um… ok, fool me a shitload of times and it’s a DAMN SHAME. bitches…
January 7th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Goat! You get back home!
January 7th, 2009 at 12:47 am
sorry miss uppity. i didn’t mean to stray… i’ll be right there!! maaaaaahhhhh…
January 7th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Wow. Uppity has more hoes in more area codes than Ludacris.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:01 am
What does P.U.M.A. actually stand for? Just curious.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am
PARTY UNITY MY ASS
we have some wonderful male lesbians at Uppity’s place too.
yur a good sport Grace. i voted against gay marriage ban.
does that count for something?
all my best friends are LB. only have 2 friends though. very picky.
cheers!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Epic Fail…
Grace is understandably not happy with what she called Wonkette’s “spiteful shenanigans.”…