What’s gayer than the X-Men trilogy, which seemed to hit audiences with more queer subtext than mutants? And with Kylie Minogue providing the soundtrack… oh my! The gay storm has arrived, and you better hold onto your children or else they may actually end up with good taste and a sense of rhythm.

Okay, you made a typo, but since you’re here, stick around for a bit. After all, we are part of the storm of gay people out to lay waste to all that is sacred and holy, like the Miss USA Pageant. We even write about stuff lesbians like, which should strike fear into the hearts of decent Americans everywhere, like the makers of Ryder Trucks, as we lesbians have thrown our unconditional support for their direct competitor, U-Haul. Die, Ryder, die!

Also, visit AfterEllen.com, which we suspect is the mastermind behind the resurrection of flannel, which is just a small part of the vast queer conspiracy to turn all of your daughters into lesbians and force them to practice witchcraft.

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But we think our site is pretty darn sweet as well, so bookmark Gracethespot.com if you think that lesbians are awesome.